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Friday, August 5, 2011

Don't You Hate It When .....

... you come home from having some amazing sex with your lover to find your Pastor in your living room talking with your husband, and you say hello and try to excuse yourself so you can get a quick shower because you don't want either of these men to smell the sex on you, but the Pastor asks you to join them, so you do and they talk and talk and talk until the Pastor starts wrapping it up like he's going to leave so you stand up but the Pastor says, "Let's offer a prayer together before I go" so you sit down again and your husband takes one hand and the Pastor takes your other hand and they take each other's free hands so you have a little prayer circle thing going on, and while the Pastor is saying the prayer, you feel your lover's cum oozing out of your ass....?

I hate it when that happens!
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28 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 5, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    Just think how your husband felt, holding your hand in the prayer circle, feeling the Pastor's cum ooze out of his ass...

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  2. ClemAugust 6, 2011 at 3:41 AM

    OMG, that is so hot, makes me hard thinking of it all

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  3. MyliAugust 6, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    OMG Kat, this didn't end the way I thought it would, but I'm so glad you shared it! That is so funny and while that has happened to me before (the cum oozing out of my ass), it hasn't happened in quite the same situation! lol

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  4. ALAugust 6, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Awesome :)

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  5. Ryan BeaumontAugust 6, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    You should have told him that he was so good that your prayer had been answered about 2 hours prior :)

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  6. KatAugust 6, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    Anonymous - THAT is hilarious. IT made me laugh out loud. :-D

    Clem - That's the point, Honey.

    Myli - DOn't you just hate that?! LOL

    AL - You're pretty awesome yourself. ;-)

    Ryan - How did you know what I was thinking at that moment? We must be connected somehow....

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  7. SparrowAugust 6, 2011 at 10:23 PM

    don't you hate it when your dad IS the pastor and he asks how your marriage is doing and all you want to say is, well dad i've had three affairs in the past year. you did a really awesome job raising me to be a good moral person!

    sorry had to rant there for a minute. LOVED this post!

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  8. both.hands.pleaseAugust 7, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    Fabulous Kat. I can just about the smell the sex from here.

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  9. Advizor54August 7, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    Loved this so much I linked to it as today's Sunday Sacrilege. This may be the best one ever!

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  10. Ms. InconspicuousAugust 7, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    This is why I only have affairs with pastors...not coffee-chats or prayer circles. :)

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  11. Libidinous ManAugust 9, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    I can safely say that this has never happened to me.You are a naughty pussy, aren't you?

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  12. AnonymousAugust 9, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    If this ever happens to me I'll be sure and let you know right away!

    With that kind of energy going around the circle, I wouldn't be surprised if the pastor had a sudden inexplicable urge to masturbate once he got home.

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  13. serendipityAugust 10, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Better than not having anything oozing at all! ;)

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  14. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    Oh gawd! (no pun intended)

    This is the best post I've read in a while. I laughed 'til I cried.

    Girl, someone said your soul needed saving...LMAO.

    This is just too too rich. Gotta go tweet...

    -H

    P.S. And yeah, I hate it when that happens :) :) :D

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  15. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 4:41 AM

    @Anonymous (first comment):
    buwhahahahahahaha!!!

    OMG...I'm going to pee my pants. Seriously, tears are rolling down my face.

    The word verification is "comeless"

    :D :D :D :D :D

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  16. Buzzed SweetnessAugust 12, 2011 at 5:22 AM

    Thank you! I laughed so hard...

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  17. heelsnstockingAugust 12, 2011 at 6:06 AM

    That is so funny and so personal... Sat having a meeting yesterday and same thing happening.

    Off to tweet about this! (and share with lover)

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  18. YSLAugust 12, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    Absolutley fantastic. So, so funny, especially because I can relate to it with heelnstocking.Excellent!!

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  19. KatAugust 12, 2011 at 6:24 AM

    You are all hilarious! Thank you so much for the comments, and Hedone andheelsnstocking, THANK YOU for spreading the word about PWK.

    Libidinous Man - Yes, I am a very naughty pussy, ;-)

    Advizor54 - I'm honored...thank you!

    I see a few new friends among the comments I haven't seen before - Welcome!

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  20. HAugust 12, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    LOL, I love this post. Now I know what a religious experience is all about. Makes me want to leave a donnation.

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  21. DrenchxoxoAugust 12, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    So glad Hedone shared your blog with me. This was hilarious!!!!

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  22. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    @H: I knew you'd love this. Your comment is snarky-perfect as usual.

    ...And I've got something you can worship *wink, wink*

    ___________

    Ooops! Kat sorry to be flirting on your blog :O

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  23. DariusAugust 12, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    the best and hottest post ever...

    wow.. its short but so damn sexy writing...

    love this babe!

    :)

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  24. Ethan LambertAugust 12, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    So, so damn funny... I almost got caught browsing sex blogs in my office because I laughed so hard.

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  25. AnonymousAugust 13, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    I'm new to your blog :) Just wanted to say I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing. Love your blog!

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  26. KatAugust 14, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    H- What kind of donation did you have in mind? ;-)

    Hedone - Flirt away, Friend! And thank you so much for sending folks over to PWK!

    Zephyr and Drenchxoxo - Thank you!

    Ethan - Isn't the possibility of getting caught what makes it so much fun?

    Sky - Welcome! Glad you're here. :-)

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  27. HAugust 14, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    Kat, My donation starts with my worshipping your alter and after your satisfied with my oral tiding, I will provide another offering centered around your next religious experience

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  28. AnonymousAugust 14, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    Next time, you won't let the pastor talk you into joining the group right away. Have your excuse ready!

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