Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Air Sex World Championships

I was going to write about a very serious topic today - midlife crisis - but once I learned about the Air Sex World Championships, I knew I had to write about that instead. Besides, your midlife crisis will still be there tomorrow, right?

You've played air guitar, haven't you?  You pretend there's a guitar in your hands and you rock out, usually making a fool of yourself.

Air Sex is very similar, except that you pretend you have a partner and are having sex.

Take this gal for example.  I'm sure you can tell what she's doing.


This guy just scares me.  Well, part of me.  Another part of me wants put that tongue of his to good use.


Of course, you can't really appreciate the art form until you see a champion on video.  I give you....Cuntastrophe




Here's another champion, Mr. TyTy Sparklepants.




After watching these champions, all I can say is that I know I could do better. The only problem is that I don't quite see the point of air sex when I can have real sex instead.  Am I missing something?

If you want to see more, they have a whole YouTube channel.  Go ahead.  Knock your socks off.

5 comments:

loat said...

Those are hilarious and scary all at one time.

~McK said...

OMFG, this is fan-fricking-tastic! Ha :) sadly I think I recognize some of the contestants. Kidding ;)

Southern Swinger said...

I am no longer surprised by anything

Clem said...

dumbest thing I've ever seen

Anonymous said...

Laughing my heart out!!!!!!!!!!