WARNING: Slippery when wet (of course!)
WARNING: Hungry pussy
WARNING: Preys on unsuspecting men
WARNING: Smarter than she looks
WARNING: Steals hearts
WARNING: Bores easily
WARNING: Cougar hunting grounds
WARNING: Not suitable for men with heart conditions
WARNING: Prefers sex over sleep
WARNING: Dangerous curves
WARNING: Orally fixated
WARNING: Always wants more
WARNING: Will do anything for love
Of course all those warnings are actually enticements for some.... :-)
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ReplyDeleteJack - Very, very good! :-)
ReplyDeleteMax - That's the point, right?
luvinfuncc -Exactly. I always have more fun when it's dangerous. LOL
You forgot my favorite sign, "YIELD" !!!
ReplyDeleteAdvizor - But I don't want to yield. I hate yield. I much prefer GO! DRIVE! CONQUER! Not as warnings, of course, but as commands.
ReplyDelete...and don't forget...
ReplyDeleteWARNING: MULTIPLE ORGASMS AHEAD
(Jack in SD)
Jack in SD- Very nice...and so true. ;-)
ReplyDeleteShoot me an email - is that SD San Diego or SD South Dakota?
I'd add
ReplyDeleteExtremely insightful.
Will Not Hold Back
Dangerously addictive
And
Kat May Bite (if you're lucky)
I'd add: Do not operate heavy machinery. May cause sever horniness and increased sex drive
ReplyDeleteI stumbled across your blog several weeks ago, and thought that you were done with it. So Imagine my surprise and pleasure to know you're still going strong :)
JD in Chicago
No need to be worried about those warnings! Just do it!
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