Proverbs for Prowlers

We're all about sharing the love and wisdom here, so I came up with some Proverbs for Prowlers - just for fun. This is the only place you'll find these.  I wrote them for women, but most of them apply to men, too. Enjoy!


Always assume your lover's wife is smarter than he thinks she is.

Choose your lover wisely because someday he will be your ex-lover.

Marriage never ends well.  It always ends in either divorce or death.

The day that your lover has fucked you in the ass so delightfully hard that you can barely walk will be the night that your husband announces that he wants to try anal.

Today's totally-in-love-and-overly-attentive man will become tomorrow's stalker.

If you want to know if your lover really loves you, refuse sex.  You'll know pretty quickly.

If love knocks on your door, let it in.  You never know if it will come your way again.

You need to know what you want before you go looking for it.

If you're not prepared to lose, don't play.

Caution and preparation only take a little while, but regret lasts forever.

If you're going to take a lover, be bold and fearless!  The consequences if you are caught will be the same whether you are coy and reserved or wild and uninhibited.  But which will be more fun?

If you act like a bitch, don't be surprised when you are treated like one.

Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever put a man ahead of your children in your life - even for an afternoon.