Have You Seen My Boobs?

Last night I was in bed with Hubby right next to me.  He scooted over to my side of the bed and slid a hand up my belly to my chest and started caressing one of my boobs.

Yeehaw!, I thought.  Kat's gonna get some sex tonight! I turned toward him and started kissing his neck. He reached for the other boob and started fondling it, too. Then he went back to other one, and went back and forth for a while. Then he asked, "Are your boobs shrinking?"

That, my friends, is how you get a pussy to dry up like the Sahara.

I rolled away from him, not really sure what to say.

And in a husband's typical fashion, he couldn't just stop before both feet were in his mouth.

He said, "Well, it's not like they've ever been really big, but I think they have definitely shrunk."

"I'm sure they have, Hubby," was all I could say. Then he rolled over and went to sleep, clearly never intending to put out.

It's true. My boobs are shrinking.  I've been dieting lately.  Wait. I'm not supposed to call it a diet.  I'm supposed to call it a "healthy living plan."  Whatever. All I know is that I haven't had bread in a month and my mouth starts to water when I see those Feed the Children commercials on TV where the kid is eating a bowl of rice.

I've seen this pattern before.  It's a cruel hoax of nature. When I lose weight, my tits are the first to go. My ass is always the last thing to shrink, of course.

But the reverse is true when I put on weight.  In that case, the ass grows first and the tits just, well, stay the same. At this pace, it should only take a few more diet cycles before my chest is actually concave. {sigh}

Because it's Easter and this reminds me of that scene from The Proposal where Betty White is fitting Sandra Bullock for a wedding dress, I thought I'd share this with you:




This clip gets me laughing every time. As I sit here with my shrinking Easter egg tits, I wish you all a very Happy Easter!

Can I Get Some Help with This, Please?

I'm wearing one of the world's cutest bras today, but I really need someone to take it off me.....

HNT - Relaxing

OK, I know it's not Thursday, but I'm putting up my HNT pic today anyway. I was relaxing in bed and snapped this pic for my honey. Now we're sharing with you.