Friday, August 5, 2011

Don't You Hate It When .....

... you come home from having some amazing sex with your lover to find your Pastor in your living room talking with your husband, and you say hello and try to excuse yourself so you can get a quick shower because you don't want either of these men to smell the sex on you, but the Pastor asks you to join them, so you do and they talk and talk and talk until the Pastor starts wrapping it up like he's going to leave so you stand up but the Pastor says, "Let's offer a prayer together before I go" so you sit down again and your husband takes one hand and the Pastor takes your other hand and they take each other's free hands so you have a little prayer circle thing going on, and while the Pastor is saying the prayer, you feel your lover's cum oozing out of your ass....?

I hate it when that happens!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just think how your husband felt, holding your hand in the prayer circle, feeling the Pastor's cum ooze out of his ass...

Clem said...

OMG, that is so hot, makes me hard thinking of it all

Myli said...

OMG Kat, this didn't end the way I thought it would, but I'm so glad you shared it! That is so funny and while that has happened to me before (the cum oozing out of my ass), it hasn't happened in quite the same situation! lol

AL said...

Awesome :)

Ryan Beaumont said...

You should have told him that he was so good that your prayer had been answered about 2 hours prior :)

Kat said...

Anonymous - THAT is hilarious. IT made me laugh out loud. :-D

Clem - That's the point, Honey.

Myli - DOn't you just hate that?! LOL

AL - You're pretty awesome yourself. ;-)

Ryan - How did you know what I was thinking at that moment? We must be connected somehow....

Sparrow Sky said...

don't you hate it when your dad IS the pastor and he asks how your marriage is doing and all you want to say is, well dad i've had three affairs in the past year. you did a really awesome job raising me to be a good moral person!

sorry had to rant there for a minute. LOVED this post!

both.hands.please said...

Fabulous Kat. I can just about the smell the sex from here.

Advizor54 said...

Loved this so much I linked to it as today's Sunday Sacrilege. This may be the best one ever!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

This is why I only have affairs with pastors...not coffee-chats or prayer circles. :)

Libidinous Man said...

I can safely say that this has never happened to me.You are a naughty pussy, aren't you?

Marcus said...

If this ever happens to me I'll be sure and let you know right away!

With that kind of energy going around the circle, I wouldn't be surprised if the pastor had a sudden inexplicable urge to masturbate once he got home.

serendipity said...

Better than not having anything oozing at all! ;)

Hedone said...

Oh gawd! (no pun intended)

This is the best post I've read in a while. I laughed 'til I cried.

Girl, someone said your soul needed saving...LMAO.

This is just too too rich. Gotta go tweet...

-H

P.S. And yeah, I hate it when that happens :) :) :D

Hedone said...

@Anonymous (first comment):
buwhahahahahahaha!!!

OMG...I'm going to pee my pants. Seriously, tears are rolling down my face.

The word verification is "comeless"

:D :D :D :D :D

lonewolf said...

Thank you! I laughed so hard...

heelsnstocking said...

That is so funny and so personal... Sat having a meeting yesterday and same thing happening.

Off to tweet about this! (and share with lover)

YSL said...

Absolutley fantastic. So, so funny, especially because I can relate to it with heelnstocking.Excellent!!

Kat said...

You are all hilarious! Thank you so much for the comments, and Hedone andheelsnstocking, THANK YOU for spreading the word about PWK.

Libidinous Man - Yes, I am a very naughty pussy, ;-)

Advizor54 - I'm honored...thank you!

I see a few new friends among the comments I haven't seen before - Welcome!

H said...

LOL, I love this post. Now I know what a religious experience is all about. Makes me want to leave a donnation.

Drenchxoxo said...

So glad Hedone shared your blog with me. This was hilarious!!!!

Hedone said...

@H: I knew you'd love this. Your comment is snarky-perfect as usual.

...And I've got something you can worship *wink, wink*

___________

Ooops! Kat sorry to be flirting on your blog :O

Zephyr said...

the best and hottest post ever...

wow.. its short but so damn sexy writing...

love this babe!

:)

Ethan Lambert said...

So, so damn funny... I almost got caught browsing sex blogs in my office because I laughed so hard.

Sky said...

I'm new to your blog :) Just wanted to say I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing. Love your blog!

Kat said...

H- What kind of donation did you have in mind? ;-)

Hedone - Flirt away, Friend! And thank you so much for sending folks over to PWK!

Zephyr and Drenchxoxo - Thank you!

Ethan - Isn't the possibility of getting caught what makes it so much fun?

Sky - Welcome! Glad you're here. :-)

H said...

Kat, My donation starts with my worshipping your alter and after your satisfied with my oral tiding, I will provide another offering centered around your next religious experience

virtualsin said...

Next time, you won't let the pastor talk you into joining the group right away. Have your excuse ready!