Don't You Hate It When .....

... you come home from having some amazing sex with your lover to find your Pastor in your living room talking with your husband, and you say hello and try to excuse yourself so you can get a quick shower because you don't want either of these men to smell the sex on you, but the Pastor asks you to join them, so you do and they talk and talk and talk until the Pastor starts wrapping it up like he's going to leave so you stand up but the Pastor says, "Let's offer a prayer together before I go" so you sit down again and your husband takes one hand and the Pastor takes your other hand and they take each other's free hands so you have a little prayer circle thing going on, and while the Pastor is saying the prayer, you feel your lover's cum oozing out of your ass....?

I hate it when that happens!