Kat's Tattoo Advice

I'm not a big fan of tattoos on women.  I don't have one and I don't plan on getting one, either.  I know some women like them, and that's their business entirely.

However, SomewhereMan told me a story this morning about a quick fuck date he had recently with a former lover.  Apparently, she had added a tramp stamp tattoo since he last saw her.

For those of you who are not familiar with the term, a "tramp stamp" is a tattoo on a woman's lower back. They are so popular, especially among younger women, that there is even a Tramp Stamp Barbie. Please don't get me started on my opinion of Tramp Stamp Barbie. I'll just go on and on and on....

Anyway, the tramp stamp that SomewhereMan's playmate had was a cross.  Yes, a religious symbol. On the lower back. So SomewhereMan had her on her hands and knees and was fucking her nice and hard, all the while looking at the cross. Enter guilt.

That made me think that some tattoo advice might be in order. First, putting religious symbols on your tramp stamp just sends some conflicting messages.

I also think you should stay away from scripture on your tramp stamp.  This young woman made a particularly bad choice as her I Corinthians 13 selection is commonly used at weddings.  I can just imagine a married man bending her over and being confronted by scripture read at his wedding.

Besides, who wants to do all that reading?

And this gal has one of the ten commandments on her back. That's ok, but anyone who knows the commandments knows that "Thou shalt not commit adultery" is not far behind this one.

Do you really want your married lover thinking about that while he's fucking your ass?  Really?

I didn't think so.





Now this young woman has made the mistake of including a religious symbol and a misspelling in her tramp stamp. Tattoos are forever, honey. Get someone to proofread the draft. This would be so distracting to me that I'd have to take off the strap-on and get a red marker to correct it.


I think I've made my point, haven't I?

While I was searching for tramp stamp photos to help illustrate my point, I came across a couple of others that I absolutely had to share.

This first one made me smile.  This young lady knows that men need very explicit directions and I applaud her idea.

I also like this one because it is hidden most of the time.

But my #1 favorite (among those I saw today in my search) is the one below.  This young woman wants to make sure the guy she's with remembers her name, regardless of whether he's taking her from behind or has his cock in her mouth.

I laughed out loud when I saw it.


It's ingenious when you think about it.

All of this has been about my main piece of advice for women with tramp stamp tattoos (The advice?  Stay away from religious symbols and scripture), but I have some definite thoughts about men with tattoos, too. I'll share that in a post soon.

Hmm....but thinking about it brings to mind a certain former Marine playmate I've had who wears his tattoos very, very well.....

You'll have to wait for another post to learn more about him. All I can say now is that it will be worth the wait. ;-)