There's only one thing (outside my family, of course) that gives me more pleasure than JJ fucking me hard from behind or T going down on me. Only one thing.
And here it is......
It's my San Francisco Giants having the best record in baseball. Not just in the NL West. Not just in the National League. It's the best in all of Major League Baseball.
For those of you who want to say, "But the season's not even half way over yet," just sit down and shush.
I know many of you may have something to say about this. Feel free to shout out for your favorite team in the comments.
Go Giants!!!!
( For those of you from other parts of the world who don't know much about baseball, that's ok. Just repeat after me. The Giants are the best!!!!!)
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Thursday, June 5, 2014
Monday, October 29, 2012
World Champions!
You knew I'd have to post about the Giants winning the World Series, didn't you? Right at this moment, I'm bouncing back and forth before the high of the big win, the post-World Series hangover, and the shock of the realization that there's no more baseball for 4 months. I'm wearing my Giants jersey and 2010 World Series Champions cap today to celebrate. I'm not alone. Everyone in the office is dressed in Giants gear today - or at least orange and black.
Thank you to those of you who emailed your Giants cheers throughout the series. You definitely made it even more fun for me.
What an emotional roller coaster this last week has been! Sadness and joy all tumbling together. While it hasn't always been very comfortable, this is certainly the stuff that life is made of.
Thank you to those of you who emailed your Giants cheers throughout the series. You definitely made it even more fun for me.
What an emotional roller coaster this last week has been! Sadness and joy all tumbling together. While it hasn't always been very comfortable, this is certainly the stuff that life is made of.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Giants I Would Love to Fuck (GILF)...and a Little about the All Star Game
It's the day after the National League won the 2012 All Star game, 8-0. I have some things I'd like to say about it, but I know I'd lose half of you (at least) if I wrote a post about nothing but baseball, so I'll add some sex to it at the end. It's not hard for me to add sex to baseball....or just about anything for that matter.
Anyway, for those of you who don't know it yet, there were four Giants in the starting line-up for the National League All Star team this year - three were elected and one (pitcher Matt Cain) was selected by the NL team manager. Sounds like all was as it should be, doesn't it? It was, except for the fact that all the other NL teams were whining and moaning because so many Giants were elected.
"It's not fair!" "They manipulated the electronic voting system!"
Wah wah wah.
Boo hoo.
It's not our fault that we're smarter than the rest of you. Some fans (I won't mention the team) are still trying to punch their choices into the computer screen like it was still the old punch card system. San Francisco fans are tech savvy. We know how to vote online. We have multiple email addresses we can use for voting...and we know how to get as many as we want. Many of us know how to write scripts to enable us and our friends to vote faster. That's not cheating. It's simply using the system to our maximum advantage.
How is that any different from when Midwestern Little League coaches would take thousands of punch cards and have their players punch away after practice?
It's not.
Get over it.
But look what happened. Who were the star players in the game last night? The Giants, of course! The big hits, the big runs, and the starting shut out pitching that set the tone for the defense all came from....who?
The Giants.
So, on behalf of northern California computer geek baseball fans, I say to all those other National League fans (the whiner ones as well as the grown up ones), "You're welcome."
On another note, the game provided me with a wonderful opportunity to gaze lustfully at excellent players from both leagues. As I was imagining each of them without their clothes on (and regretting it, in some cases), I started thinking about which Giants players I would love to fuck (GILF - Giants I would Love to Fuck).
Here's what I came up with:
(Pitchers first)
Jeremy Affeldt - Sure, I'd ride that horse, but he's seriously Christian and the prayer between fucks would probably be distracting.
Madison Bumgarner - Too young.
Matt Cain - Too "All American Boy."
Santiago Casilla - Too intense.
Tim Lincecum - Nah. I'm afraid his marijuana use might affect his performance. Besides, I don't trust men whose hair is longer than mine.
Javier Lopez - Definitely yes!!! Tall (6'4"), clean cut, Latino, gorgeous. I think I'll send an email to him now.
Brad Penny - Absolutely! Tall, a grown man with some meat on him....and have you seen the size of his feet? You know what that means, right?
Sergio Romo - Too sweet.
Ryan Vogelsong - Too easily offended.
Barry Zito - Some of you know this and some of you don't. Barry Zito is my secret crush. Not so secret anymore, I suppose. Smart, handsome, musically talented, and the best looking ass ever seen on national TV. Seriously, check it out the next time he's pitching. And now he's married! That's great news because now he's not off limits for me. Hehehe. I think I'll tweet him now.
Buster Posey - Too young.
Hector Sanchez - Nah. I have no good reason. He just doesn't do anything for me. Of course, if he showed up at my door and said, "Wanna fuck?" my panties would be off pretty quickly.
Joaquin Arias - No, and I have no good reason, but I love how he plays third base and short. I'd like to see him more.
Brandon Belt - Too young and that extra long neck is just freaky.
Brandon Crawford - Hell, yes! He's one of the prettiest of the pretty boys on the team. I've played with myself a time or two while fantasizing about a threesome with Brandon and Angel Pagan. Whew.....it's getting warm in here.
Angel Pagan - See above. Very hot. I imagine him as the type that starts out slow and gentle but then ramps up the heat and dominance. I'd put money on a bet that he's a hair puller. Yummmm.
Pablo Sandoval - No. He's just like a little kid. And I prefer my lovers to be able to stay focused.
Gregor Blanco - No. No reason.
Melky Cabrera - I love Melky but not as a potential fuck buddy. He's a very sweet mama's boy and not expressive enough for my taste.
Nate Schierholtz - Nope. I love Nate but I actually have a friend who knows his girlfriend and that would be weird.
I know I left out a few - Justin Christian, Emmanuel Burriss, George Kontos, Clay Hensley. They inspire nothing in me.
Anyway, for those of you who don't know it yet, there were four Giants in the starting line-up for the National League All Star team this year - three were elected and one (pitcher Matt Cain) was selected by the NL team manager. Sounds like all was as it should be, doesn't it? It was, except for the fact that all the other NL teams were whining and moaning because so many Giants were elected.
"It's not fair!" "They manipulated the electronic voting system!"
Wah wah wah.
Boo hoo.
It's not our fault that we're smarter than the rest of you. Some fans (I won't mention the team) are still trying to punch their choices into the computer screen like it was still the old punch card system. San Francisco fans are tech savvy. We know how to vote online. We have multiple email addresses we can use for voting...and we know how to get as many as we want. Many of us know how to write scripts to enable us and our friends to vote faster. That's not cheating. It's simply using the system to our maximum advantage.
How is that any different from when Midwestern Little League coaches would take thousands of punch cards and have their players punch away after practice?
It's not.
Get over it.
But look what happened. Who were the star players in the game last night? The Giants, of course! The big hits, the big runs, and the starting shut out pitching that set the tone for the defense all came from....who?
The Giants.
So, on behalf of northern California computer geek baseball fans, I say to all those other National League fans (the whiner ones as well as the grown up ones), "You're welcome."
On another note, the game provided me with a wonderful opportunity to gaze lustfully at excellent players from both leagues. As I was imagining each of them without their clothes on (and regretting it, in some cases), I started thinking about which Giants players I would love to fuck (GILF - Giants I would Love to Fuck).
Here's what I came up with:
(Pitchers first)
Jeremy Affeldt - Sure, I'd ride that horse, but he's seriously Christian and the prayer between fucks would probably be distracting.
Madison Bumgarner - Too young.
Matt Cain - Too "All American Boy."
Santiago Casilla - Too intense.
Tim Lincecum - Nah. I'm afraid his marijuana use might affect his performance. Besides, I don't trust men whose hair is longer than mine.
Javier Lopez - Definitely yes!!! Tall (6'4"), clean cut, Latino, gorgeous. I think I'll send an email to him now.
Brad Penny - Absolutely! Tall, a grown man with some meat on him....and have you seen the size of his feet? You know what that means, right?
Sergio Romo - Too sweet.
Ryan Vogelsong - Too easily offended.
Barry Zito - Some of you know this and some of you don't. Barry Zito is my secret crush. Not so secret anymore, I suppose. Smart, handsome, musically talented, and the best looking ass ever seen on national TV. Seriously, check it out the next time he's pitching. And now he's married! That's great news because now he's not off limits for me. Hehehe. I think I'll tweet him now.
Buster Posey - Too young.
Hector Sanchez - Nah. I have no good reason. He just doesn't do anything for me. Of course, if he showed up at my door and said, "Wanna fuck?" my panties would be off pretty quickly.
Joaquin Arias - No, and I have no good reason, but I love how he plays third base and short. I'd like to see him more.
Brandon Belt - Too young and that extra long neck is just freaky.
Brandon Crawford - Hell, yes! He's one of the prettiest of the pretty boys on the team. I've played with myself a time or two while fantasizing about a threesome with Brandon and Angel Pagan. Whew.....it's getting warm in here.
Angel Pagan - See above. Very hot. I imagine him as the type that starts out slow and gentle but then ramps up the heat and dominance. I'd put money on a bet that he's a hair puller. Yummmm.
Pablo Sandoval - No. He's just like a little kid. And I prefer my lovers to be able to stay focused.
Gregor Blanco - No. No reason.
Melky Cabrera - I love Melky but not as a potential fuck buddy. He's a very sweet mama's boy and not expressive enough for my taste.
Nate Schierholtz - Nope. I love Nate but I actually have a friend who knows his girlfriend and that would be weird.
I know I left out a few - Justin Christian, Emmanuel Burriss, George Kontos, Clay Hensley. They inspire nothing in me.
Friday, June 17, 2011
America's Favorite Pastime - Part 2
If you yet read Part 1 of America's Favorite Pastime, by SomewhereMan, do yourself a favor and read it. Then enjoy Part 2....
******
"These cookies are really good," Kat said, now in the ninth inning, nearly two hours after their encounter in the suite for the garbage company.
They were still able to walk out, undetected, once they got their clothes back on and their blood was redistributed properly throughout their passion-laden and sweaty bodies.
"Are we just going to go home now?" Kat asked, with a voice full of disappointment.
Clark looked around the press box, as most of the writers had already made the long elevator ride to the locker room for the post-game interviews. That was out for a possibility but Clark still had ideas. He always had ideas.
Of course, it would help if he asked someone where the damn elevators were.
Another easy save for the Giants, a 5-2 win over Pittsburgh as the final 13 or 14 media members filed out of the press box, leaving Clark and Kat behind, with only the team PR people, stats workers and dining room attendants left. Another mellow Tuesday night in a press box.
"Let's go," Clark announced. "But we're not going home."
"Okay. Surprise me."
They gathered the still useless camera and laptop bags and followed two fat guys who just screamed "newspaper men". The men looked like they knew were they were going and, sure enough, they went right to the elevator.
Within sixty seconds, the elevator opened, leaving Kat and Clark in the bowels of AT&T Park.
"Want to see the clubhouse?" Clark asked.
"You have anything better in mind?" Kat asked, resisting the urge to grab his ass while smiling at him.
"Actually...I do." The Giants' locker room was to their right. Instead, Clark went to the left. "This is Pittsburgh. It'll be deserted over there. Trust me on this."
Clark explored this concrete tunnel and, at the end of it, spotted a couple of the Pirates stepping on the hard floor, the sound of their cleats booming through the tunnel.
He stopped, just shy of the Pirates' locker room. "See? It's deserted. No media. Little security. Follow me. Look like a professional."
"Oh, whatever," Kat said, giggling and rolling her stunning blue eyes.
A long tunnel awaited, about twenty yards from the Pirates locker room to the playing field itself.
Clark took the lead, hopping up the steps at the end of the tunnel, into the Pittsburgh dugout. Baseball dugouts are fairly nasty, with shells and tobacco spit all over. Even if Kat loved getting fucked from behind, they needed a cleaner place than this.
"What's in here?" Clark asked, stepping back down the stairs to a supply room. He opened the door and turned on a light. Towels. Bats. Bags.
Perfect.
"Pirates aren't leaving until tomorrow. We should be okay... just don't take too long, Beautiful Kat."
Kat nodded, loving the fact that clean white shower towels filled the room amid the extra bats. Without being prompted, she undid her jeans and even pulled her black top off.
"May as well go all the way," Kat said, laughing. "Come on, Clark, don't be shy. If I'm buck, you should be, too. We don't have much time!"
Kat took a finger to play with herself as Clark got out of his clothes as fast as he good, hopping on one foot to get his size 15 feet out of the bottom of the jeans.
She made a makeshift "landing spot" for her hands with the towels.
"Inside of me, now... I want you now!"
Clark stroked himself a little more to full size and he was ready for her. They didn't have much time as this was now, officially, high-risk. Seeing her beautiful ass as Kat spread her sweet cheeks apart for him made him stay so hard.
He eased into her wet pussy, sliding in slowly, at first, until the tip of his cock reached the back walls of her ready and moist cavity.
In...and out...
Kat bucked with each thrust, swiveling her hips. "That's SO GOOD!" she moaned between her short breaths now that Clark was filling her with his passion.
Holding on tight to her hips, Clark looks down as his cock would slide in and now he swirled his around her pussy while slipping a finger down to reach her hot clit.
"Keep doing that," Kat sighed. "Don't stop."
Two hours since their last encounter in the suite, Clark's cock has fully reloaded. His eventual and building explosion wouldn't be a tidal wave but it would be even more satisfying because of the mind-blowing woman who wanted nothing more than to fuck him at a Giants game.
A Giants game.
Seriously.
They heard footsteps...cleats just a few feet away. Clark pulled out, taking three steps to shut the door to the tunnel that led to the Pittsburgh dugout.
"Where was I?" Clark mumbled as he put his cock back inside of her. "Oh, that's right... right here."
By now, Kat has rested her head on the towels, shooting her ass a little higher into the air. Clark knew she loved doing this -- loved any hot sex from behind as she felt him slapping against her while inside of her, his balls touching her delicate and, now, well-worn clit with each stroke.
Clark looked down at Kat's hands, now clutching the white towels. Neither of them had much longer before their second hard climaxes of the game.
He closed his eyes, thinking of how lucky he was to have met this Czarina of Hot Blogging, the Beauty of Northern California. What a lucky man he was.
"OOOH! I'm there!" Kat screamed, as if the climax had kind of snuck up on her and, especially, on him. Clark felt his cock have a little less room to move as Kat's body exploded with love and passion overflowing throughout her sexy, 5'4" frame.
Now Kat only wore a smile, her sweat and her endless tingles.
Holding her warm body even closer, Clark's balls fired the first burst of cum through his dick, shooting out of the tip and deep within Kat's ready pussy. He held off the next thrust until a second burst was ready for release. He stuck his exploding cock deep, deep within her walls, swirling it around inside of her and chills filled his body.
Clark wanted to stay like this for a week, inside of her.
They held each other like this for another 30 seconds.
"You know," Clark said, pulling out and leaning in for a kiss. "I'm sorry we didn't get to kiss enough."
She kissed him back. "Oh, that's okay. Time was of the essence tonight. That's okay. Just kiss me for three hours tonight when we get home. Maybe you'll be ready for a third time."
Kat started to put her black shirt back on. "Time to go home?"
"Actually not quite yet. I want to walk onto the field with you?"
"Really?" Kat said. "That would be great. Why is that, luv?"
Clark laughed and looked into her eyes. "I want to take your hand and touch home plate with you. After what we did here tonight, that only makes sense."
******
"These cookies are really good," Kat said, now in the ninth inning, nearly two hours after their encounter in the suite for the garbage company.
They were still able to walk out, undetected, once they got their clothes back on and their blood was redistributed properly throughout their passion-laden and sweaty bodies.
"Are we just going to go home now?" Kat asked, with a voice full of disappointment.
Clark looked around the press box, as most of the writers had already made the long elevator ride to the locker room for the post-game interviews. That was out for a possibility but Clark still had ideas. He always had ideas.
Of course, it would help if he asked someone where the damn elevators were.
Another easy save for the Giants, a 5-2 win over Pittsburgh as the final 13 or 14 media members filed out of the press box, leaving Clark and Kat behind, with only the team PR people, stats workers and dining room attendants left. Another mellow Tuesday night in a press box.
"Let's go," Clark announced. "But we're not going home."
"Okay. Surprise me."
They gathered the still useless camera and laptop bags and followed two fat guys who just screamed "newspaper men". The men looked like they knew were they were going and, sure enough, they went right to the elevator.
Within sixty seconds, the elevator opened, leaving Kat and Clark in the bowels of AT&T Park.
"Want to see the clubhouse?" Clark asked.
"You have anything better in mind?" Kat asked, resisting the urge to grab his ass while smiling at him.
"Actually...I do." The Giants' locker room was to their right. Instead, Clark went to the left. "This is Pittsburgh. It'll be deserted over there. Trust me on this."
Clark explored this concrete tunnel and, at the end of it, spotted a couple of the Pirates stepping on the hard floor, the sound of their cleats booming through the tunnel.
He stopped, just shy of the Pirates' locker room. "See? It's deserted. No media. Little security. Follow me. Look like a professional."
"Oh, whatever," Kat said, giggling and rolling her stunning blue eyes.
A long tunnel awaited, about twenty yards from the Pirates locker room to the playing field itself.
Clark took the lead, hopping up the steps at the end of the tunnel, into the Pittsburgh dugout. Baseball dugouts are fairly nasty, with shells and tobacco spit all over. Even if Kat loved getting fucked from behind, they needed a cleaner place than this.
"What's in here?" Clark asked, stepping back down the stairs to a supply room. He opened the door and turned on a light. Towels. Bats. Bags.
Perfect.
"Pirates aren't leaving until tomorrow. We should be okay... just don't take too long, Beautiful Kat."
Kat nodded, loving the fact that clean white shower towels filled the room amid the extra bats. Without being prompted, she undid her jeans and even pulled her black top off.
"May as well go all the way," Kat said, laughing. "Come on, Clark, don't be shy. If I'm buck, you should be, too. We don't have much time!"
Kat took a finger to play with herself as Clark got out of his clothes as fast as he good, hopping on one foot to get his size 15 feet out of the bottom of the jeans.
She made a makeshift "landing spot" for her hands with the towels.
"Inside of me, now... I want you now!"
Clark stroked himself a little more to full size and he was ready for her. They didn't have much time as this was now, officially, high-risk. Seeing her beautiful ass as Kat spread her sweet cheeks apart for him made him stay so hard.
He eased into her wet pussy, sliding in slowly, at first, until the tip of his cock reached the back walls of her ready and moist cavity.
In...and out...
Kat bucked with each thrust, swiveling her hips. "That's SO GOOD!" she moaned between her short breaths now that Clark was filling her with his passion.
Holding on tight to her hips, Clark looks down as his cock would slide in and now he swirled his around her pussy while slipping a finger down to reach her hot clit.
"Keep doing that," Kat sighed. "Don't stop."
Two hours since their last encounter in the suite, Clark's cock has fully reloaded. His eventual and building explosion wouldn't be a tidal wave but it would be even more satisfying because of the mind-blowing woman who wanted nothing more than to fuck him at a Giants game.
A Giants game.
Seriously.
They heard footsteps...cleats just a few feet away. Clark pulled out, taking three steps to shut the door to the tunnel that led to the Pittsburgh dugout.
"Where was I?" Clark mumbled as he put his cock back inside of her. "Oh, that's right... right here."
By now, Kat has rested her head on the towels, shooting her ass a little higher into the air. Clark knew she loved doing this -- loved any hot sex from behind as she felt him slapping against her while inside of her, his balls touching her delicate and, now, well-worn clit with each stroke.
Clark looked down at Kat's hands, now clutching the white towels. Neither of them had much longer before their second hard climaxes of the game.
He closed his eyes, thinking of how lucky he was to have met this Czarina of Hot Blogging, the Beauty of Northern California. What a lucky man he was.
"OOOH! I'm there!" Kat screamed, as if the climax had kind of snuck up on her and, especially, on him. Clark felt his cock have a little less room to move as Kat's body exploded with love and passion overflowing throughout her sexy, 5'4" frame.
Now Kat only wore a smile, her sweat and her endless tingles.
Holding her warm body even closer, Clark's balls fired the first burst of cum through his dick, shooting out of the tip and deep within Kat's ready pussy. He held off the next thrust until a second burst was ready for release. He stuck his exploding cock deep, deep within her walls, swirling it around inside of her and chills filled his body.
Clark wanted to stay like this for a week, inside of her.
They held each other like this for another 30 seconds.
"You know," Clark said, pulling out and leaning in for a kiss. "I'm sorry we didn't get to kiss enough."
She kissed him back. "Oh, that's okay. Time was of the essence tonight. That's okay. Just kiss me for three hours tonight when we get home. Maybe you'll be ready for a third time."
Kat started to put her black shirt back on. "Time to go home?"
"Actually not quite yet. I want to walk onto the field with you?"
"Really?" Kat said. "That would be great. Why is that, luv?"
Clark laughed and looked into her eyes. "I want to take your hand and touch home plate with you. After what we did here tonight, that only makes sense."
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America's Favorite Pastime - Part 1
Welcome to Fantasy Friday! SomewhereMan's last fantasy (Fantasy in Victoria) was so well received that he has agreed to be a regular contributor to Fantasy Friday for us. You're in for another treat today, Prowlers. I love (yes, love!) this story. Those of you who have come to know me will know why. Maybe the rest of you should try to guess. ;-)
This story will be posted in two parts. Part 1 is below. Part 2 will be posted this afternoon. Be sure to take a few moments to comment and let SomewhereMan what you like best about his fantasy.
******
"Look indifferent to me, Kat."
"Really?" Kat replied, rolling her blue eyes and offering a sigh. She hated acting with Clark but knew this was part of the gig.
She frowned and tried to wrinkle her eyebrows.
"There," Clark said. "That's better. Look at me like every other woman in my life looks at me. With unabashed contempt."
Clark stepped away from Kat and walked to the Will Call window at AT&T Park. Kat had to show some restraint in her attire on this Tuesday night in San Francisco. Instead of the "little black dress" she preferred when spending her precious and rare free time with this abundant bastion of masculinity, Kat had on a shiny, black workout shirt with long sleeves. It wasn't unlike something Lara Croft would wear, very tight and very black but not cut so deep in the neck. Add in tight jeans and black shoes with thick heels and Kat qualified as "casual professional".
Perfect for their mission.
"Should have two passes under Clark von Schumann," Clark said to the will call attendant. Within seconds, Clark reached under the class window and picked up the yellow envelope. Two passes dropped out.
Media passes.
The run of the house.
Clark walked away, back to where Kat stood, the sunlight hitting her auburn hair over this early evening hour. "Okay, now you can look like you dig me again, within reason," Clark said.
"You know I just want to grab your little ass and--"
"And what?" Clark said, tugging at his burnt orange sports jacket, which covered his creme-colored turtleneck and tight jeans.
Kat whispered into his ear. "And suck your cock during a Giants game. When the Giants are batting."
"But not when Pittsburgh is up?"
"No, they're terrible. I want your cock when the home team is waving the wood."
"Alrighty then," Clark said, fighting the blush that filled his face. A sparse crowd follow them, ninety minutes before the seven o'clock start for a Tuesday night game for the Pirates and Giants. Even with the World Series title, the Giants wouldn't draw that many people for a mid-week game against Pittsburgh.
Which explained why the Giants gave two working press credentials to Clark and Kat, who were working the game as bloggers and said they were doing a feature on the "game experience" of going to this particular game. Clark flipped the pass over to see they had post-game locker room access as well. The full deal.
Clark guided Kat to the turnstiles and the security guards of the media entrance, carrying a laptop on his shoulder as she lugged a small camera bag herself. Gotta look legitimate.
Especially as what they wanted to do once they got inside the park was far from legitimate.
He waved his pass at an elevator attendant, who waved them into the elevator and told them, "Fourth level for you. Enjoy the game."
******
"So how are we going to pull this off again?" Kat said, doing her level best to grab his strong arms and shoulders and start kissing him on the neck. After all, they were in the press box, a domain of overweight newspaper writers who had bodies carved and sculpted from free cookies, hot dogs and bratwursts. Clark had been a sportscaster for a decade so he knew how where the access points were and, more importantly, where people would be lurking.
That had SO much to accomplish.
"Until we decide to 'engage' and maybe we'll need to come up with a code word or something, just enjoy dinner and watch the players finish batting practice," Clark told her.
"And we have locker room access?" Kat said, sipping a diet Sprite as they sat in the third row of the press box, looking down on the shadows and sunshine of the bright grass at the field. "Does that mean I'll look at dicks as well?"
"Not just dicks," Clark said. "Million dollah dicks. They are usually still flaccid after playing baseball and taking a shower. You'll see a lot of giggling. Baseball players, for whatever reason, just aren't shy about that stuff."
Kat took another sip, smiling at Clark and looking at him -- their collective sets of blue eyes clashing with each other. "And you really want to sneak away to the clubhouse...during the game?"
"Fortune favors the bold, my sexy Kat. Always does."
"You know, you always say that but you're, like, the most timid guy I know."
"After tonight, you'll have a different opinion." Clark pointed behind them, to a set of tables in the back of the press box. "Go eat a cookie or grab a sandwich. We'll go down there when it's time."
******
Kat had now spent an hour waiting... hoping... anticipating that Clark would break out the "code word" for them to leave. They already had the plan down pat. Each would grab their shoulder bags and leave, immediately and with purpose.
Her thoughts were consumed with sex. Hot sex, dripping from every place where the blood would flow to. Every place. She thought about taking his shaft deep within her mouth as she loved doing that for a man. Instead of this, Kat could only watch the top of the second inning. Still no score as the shadows had now covered the entire field.
"Marichal," Clark finally announced.
"Really?"
"Yes. Marichal."
The code word was out there.
Clark walked away from his chair in the press box, with purpose, like a 19-year-old buying beer. Just act like you belong and no one will question you. Kat followed him out the press box door and into the carpeted corridor.
"I gotta confess," Clark told her. "I have no idea where to go from here. Did you see the elevator that'll take us downstairs."
Kat felt nervous and so aroused as they tried to locate the elevator amid the fluorescent lights filling this dark corridor. No security guards or team personnel were about to guide them. After all, it was Tuesday and Pittsburgh was in town.
Clark, being the meticulous planner than he is, told her that he wanted to make love to Kat, from behind, while standing on the SF logo that was in the middle of the Giants locker room, during the game. He didn't know if they'd actually be able to get naked and go that far, with him firing his love juice inside of her while standing on the logo but damned if they wouldn't try.
"Where in the world in the elevator?" Clark said, now getting irritated. Feeling that he was losing the mood through anger, Clark took a deep breath and then caught an idea.
Suites.
He had walked past doors and doors of private suites.
"I have an idea." Clark said, looking back into Kat's eyes but not grabbing her hand nor her shoulder, even though he wanted to, desperately. They had to, at least, appear professional. He started twisting the knobs of the suites they kept passing in the corridor. If a suite had the name of a company on the door, he didn't try the knob. But for the vacant ones, he did.
Locked.
Occupied.
Locked.
They approached another suite, marked "Wilson Waste Management". He heard no signs of life from the other side of the door. With a gleam in his eye, Clark glanced back at Kat and put his hand on the knob.
It opened.
Vacant.
"Change of plans, Beautiful," he said to Kat.
Still looking to make sure no security guards were watching, Clark opened the door for Kat and they got into the suite. Looking at the 16 seats and bar area, the room was completely empty. Clark scanned the top of the walls and the ceiling for any security cameras. Nothing to see that scared him off.
Clark flicked the lights off, locked the door behind them and said, "if we get caught in here, let's just play dumb."
They dropped their camera and laptop bags and leaned in for a kiss that had been hours in the making. Not since they were walking back along the Embarcadero three hours before had they been able to embrace like this. Clark tasted her soft lips, reaching a hand along her side to feel her collar bone underneath the tight, black athletic shirt. Now her hands were grabbing at the muscles in his back, slipping under the sports jacket and over the light turtleneck on this chilly Tuesday night.
"I want you so bad," Kat said. "Ever had your cock sucked in a stadium?"
"Only in American League parks."
"You're such a dork," she said, kissing him again, their tongues meshing as their hands were now all over each other. Clark felt her perfect breasts, teasing the nipples with a light touch over her tight shirt and scanning the band in her jeans.
Kat was already more aggressive, slipping her hands under his jeans, feeling the green, mid-thigh jockeys that covered Clark's tight and muscular ass.
"I'm already wet," she sighed in his ear. "You won't have to kiss me much longer. I want to see it. I want your cock in my mouth."
Kat's right hand was rubbing Clark's throbbing cock, over his tight jeans. She had already freed the bottom of his turtleneck from his pants. She ran her hands underneath the shirt, feeling his nearly-chiseled chest and she could even tell his heart was pounding a bit faster than it should. His torso was warm to the touch, as if his machine was a factory that was already working towards maximum capacity.
"May I?" Kat asked, reaching for his belt buckle and dropping to her knees.
Clark knew just how much Kat loved to give head, especially from her knees as a man stood over her. Clark loved it, too, and as she freed him from the jeans and the jockeys, he wanted to come up with a way to please her just as much -- especially in this luxury box.
Clark smirked as he saw a bowl of cashews within reach. He just couldn't resist, reaching over and grabbing a handful of cashews, popping them into his mouth as he felt his erect cock slid into Kat's hot mouth. This was heaven.
If he turned to watch the game, would that be too much?
Yeah, besides, in a situation like this, men are told to "think about baseball".
No, don't think about baseball, Clark told himself. Think about this beautiful woman sucking you off in a private suite at a baseball game.
Kat kept a hand cupping his balls and she licked his hard penis, first from the bottom to the tip. Now her other hand stroked his base while she devoured the head with her tongue. She knew he loved this and wouldn't last too much longer... whether he was thinking about baseball or not.
Clark wasn't thinking about cashews anymore. With each stroke, each lick, the cum was building up deeper and deep, from his balls and already filling the base of his full-sized cock. Kat knew exactly how to make him explode and she was doing it, looking into his eyes from her knees and even humming a little bit -- to add some extra vibration, shooting the sensations all throughout his steamy body.
He wouldn't last long. Not with all of the anticipation for this moment, all of the planning, the buildup and everything else that made Kat so damn irresistible.
Kat pulled her lips off his cock and started rubbing it so fast, back and forth. "You're about ready, aren't you?" Kat asked, giggling and looking into his eyes.
"How can you tell?"
"I can feel it on my tongue, shooting up through your cock. It's about to explode, isn't it?"
Clark didn't answer, as he tried to fight the cum and at least prove that he could hold out a little longer. But he couldn't. The urge was too strong. Kat's beauty too pronounced. Her skill too effective.
"I want to taste it all," Kat demanded. "All on my tongue. All of it."
Hearing those words from a sincere and gorgeous woman did to Clark what it would do to any man at this point. Drive him wild and to the point of coming so hard.
"ARRRGH," Clark sighed as he shot a thick rope onto Kat's eager tongue. Tasting the cum, Kat covered his trickling cock with her mouth, tasting every drop and now moving a finger to touch her moist and ready clit.
Shaking the sweat of his sideburns, Clark felt the tingle turn to tickling as Kat's tongue worked over his shrinking cock. He reached down to kiss Kat on the lips, always a fetish of his, to kiss a woman who had just put in the effort to give him a blow job to remember.
"Now it's your turn, my love," Clark said. He pointed to the row of seats. "Go over there and lean over onto the chairs."
Kat smirked at him and followed his suggestion. She pulled her jeans down, revealing a black and orange thong (Giants colors, she said) and even pulling those down. Kat placed her two hands on the stadium-style seats, overlooking the field. Top of the third. Still no score.
Now Clark had dropped to his knees, setting up behind the Kat, who was dripping wet from her pussy and her ass. He slid in an index finger into her pussy, exploring her walls and he could already tell she was ready for the middle finger to join.
Kat moaned as he guided the fingers on his right hand inside and out, also rubbing her clit with his right thumb. As an extra level of attention, Clark guided his tongue to lick the back wall of her pussy, sliding his tongue up to the sensitive skin of her asshole.
She wasn't going to waste any more time trying to get to her moment of sweet release, either. After all, Kat was in heaven. She loved watching baseball, loved watching the Giants and also loved having an attentive man stick fingers inside of her wet pussy while giving her a world-class rimjob. What's not to love.
Clark knew he was having a delightful effect on Kat, who was now slapping the plastic chairs with her hands as her body shook with passion. It wouldn't be much longer for her, either. At least Kat had lasted longer than he did.
He was now up to three fingers, moving in and out...and in a clockwise motion...inside of her, while still working the clit with a thumb. Now Clark was still licking her asshole but also with a pinky finger teasing her anus and sliding in, just a little bit, to tap into the delicate nerves there as well.
With her breathing picking up even more, Kat's pussy walls pulled his three fingers tight. Clark knew she loved fisting but they didn't have the time and patience here to explore this all the way. They'd have to make do with this.
The buildup deep within her was now ready for release. Kat held onto the plastic stadium chairs like a novice water skier trying to just hang on for dear life. She held her breath for the final journey to Orgasmoville, a delightful place where only tingles are felt and sorrow has no place.
"OOOOHHHH," Kat moaned as her pussy wouldn't let Clark's fingers go. He, slowly, slid them out...moving his tongue down to lick her wet pussy, not letting a single drop leave his mouth...
Clark heard what he thought was the locked door twist.
"Oh shit, we gotta get dressed," he whispered.
******
To be continued...
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******
"Look indifferent to me, Kat."
"Really?" Kat replied, rolling her blue eyes and offering a sigh. She hated acting with Clark but knew this was part of the gig.
She frowned and tried to wrinkle her eyebrows.
"There," Clark said. "That's better. Look at me like every other woman in my life looks at me. With unabashed contempt."
Clark stepped away from Kat and walked to the Will Call window at AT&T Park. Kat had to show some restraint in her attire on this Tuesday night in San Francisco. Instead of the "little black dress" she preferred when spending her precious and rare free time with this abundant bastion of masculinity, Kat had on a shiny, black workout shirt with long sleeves. It wasn't unlike something Lara Croft would wear, very tight and very black but not cut so deep in the neck. Add in tight jeans and black shoes with thick heels and Kat qualified as "casual professional".
Perfect for their mission.
"Should have two passes under Clark von Schumann," Clark said to the will call attendant. Within seconds, Clark reached under the class window and picked up the yellow envelope. Two passes dropped out.
Media passes.
The run of the house.
Clark walked away, back to where Kat stood, the sunlight hitting her auburn hair over this early evening hour. "Okay, now you can look like you dig me again, within reason," Clark said.
"You know I just want to grab your little ass and--"
"And what?" Clark said, tugging at his burnt orange sports jacket, which covered his creme-colored turtleneck and tight jeans.
Kat whispered into his ear. "And suck your cock during a Giants game. When the Giants are batting."
"But not when Pittsburgh is up?"
"No, they're terrible. I want your cock when the home team is waving the wood."
"Alrighty then," Clark said, fighting the blush that filled his face. A sparse crowd follow them, ninety minutes before the seven o'clock start for a Tuesday night game for the Pirates and Giants. Even with the World Series title, the Giants wouldn't draw that many people for a mid-week game against Pittsburgh.
Which explained why the Giants gave two working press credentials to Clark and Kat, who were working the game as bloggers and said they were doing a feature on the "game experience" of going to this particular game. Clark flipped the pass over to see they had post-game locker room access as well. The full deal.
Clark guided Kat to the turnstiles and the security guards of the media entrance, carrying a laptop on his shoulder as she lugged a small camera bag herself. Gotta look legitimate.
Especially as what they wanted to do once they got inside the park was far from legitimate.
He waved his pass at an elevator attendant, who waved them into the elevator and told them, "Fourth level for you. Enjoy the game."
******
"So how are we going to pull this off again?" Kat said, doing her level best to grab his strong arms and shoulders and start kissing him on the neck. After all, they were in the press box, a domain of overweight newspaper writers who had bodies carved and sculpted from free cookies, hot dogs and bratwursts. Clark had been a sportscaster for a decade so he knew how where the access points were and, more importantly, where people would be lurking.
That had SO much to accomplish.
"Until we decide to 'engage' and maybe we'll need to come up with a code word or something, just enjoy dinner and watch the players finish batting practice," Clark told her.
"And we have locker room access?" Kat said, sipping a diet Sprite as they sat in the third row of the press box, looking down on the shadows and sunshine of the bright grass at the field. "Does that mean I'll look at dicks as well?"
"Not just dicks," Clark said. "Million dollah dicks. They are usually still flaccid after playing baseball and taking a shower. You'll see a lot of giggling. Baseball players, for whatever reason, just aren't shy about that stuff."
Kat took another sip, smiling at Clark and looking at him -- their collective sets of blue eyes clashing with each other. "And you really want to sneak away to the clubhouse...during the game?"
"Fortune favors the bold, my sexy Kat. Always does."
"You know, you always say that but you're, like, the most timid guy I know."
"After tonight, you'll have a different opinion." Clark pointed behind them, to a set of tables in the back of the press box. "Go eat a cookie or grab a sandwich. We'll go down there when it's time."
******
Kat had now spent an hour waiting... hoping... anticipating that Clark would break out the "code word" for them to leave. They already had the plan down pat. Each would grab their shoulder bags and leave, immediately and with purpose.
Her thoughts were consumed with sex. Hot sex, dripping from every place where the blood would flow to. Every place. She thought about taking his shaft deep within her mouth as she loved doing that for a man. Instead of this, Kat could only watch the top of the second inning. Still no score as the shadows had now covered the entire field.
"Marichal," Clark finally announced.
"Really?"
"Yes. Marichal."
The code word was out there.
Clark walked away from his chair in the press box, with purpose, like a 19-year-old buying beer. Just act like you belong and no one will question you. Kat followed him out the press box door and into the carpeted corridor.
"I gotta confess," Clark told her. "I have no idea where to go from here. Did you see the elevator that'll take us downstairs."
Kat felt nervous and so aroused as they tried to locate the elevator amid the fluorescent lights filling this dark corridor. No security guards or team personnel were about to guide them. After all, it was Tuesday and Pittsburgh was in town.
Clark, being the meticulous planner than he is, told her that he wanted to make love to Kat, from behind, while standing on the SF logo that was in the middle of the Giants locker room, during the game. He didn't know if they'd actually be able to get naked and go that far, with him firing his love juice inside of her while standing on the logo but damned if they wouldn't try.
"Where in the world in the elevator?" Clark said, now getting irritated. Feeling that he was losing the mood through anger, Clark took a deep breath and then caught an idea.
Suites.
He had walked past doors and doors of private suites.
"I have an idea." Clark said, looking back into Kat's eyes but not grabbing her hand nor her shoulder, even though he wanted to, desperately. They had to, at least, appear professional. He started twisting the knobs of the suites they kept passing in the corridor. If a suite had the name of a company on the door, he didn't try the knob. But for the vacant ones, he did.
Locked.
Occupied.
Locked.
They approached another suite, marked "Wilson Waste Management". He heard no signs of life from the other side of the door. With a gleam in his eye, Clark glanced back at Kat and put his hand on the knob.
It opened.
Vacant.
"Change of plans, Beautiful," he said to Kat.
Still looking to make sure no security guards were watching, Clark opened the door for Kat and they got into the suite. Looking at the 16 seats and bar area, the room was completely empty. Clark scanned the top of the walls and the ceiling for any security cameras. Nothing to see that scared him off.
Clark flicked the lights off, locked the door behind them and said, "if we get caught in here, let's just play dumb."
They dropped their camera and laptop bags and leaned in for a kiss that had been hours in the making. Not since they were walking back along the Embarcadero three hours before had they been able to embrace like this. Clark tasted her soft lips, reaching a hand along her side to feel her collar bone underneath the tight, black athletic shirt. Now her hands were grabbing at the muscles in his back, slipping under the sports jacket and over the light turtleneck on this chilly Tuesday night.
"I want you so bad," Kat said. "Ever had your cock sucked in a stadium?"
"Only in American League parks."
"You're such a dork," she said, kissing him again, their tongues meshing as their hands were now all over each other. Clark felt her perfect breasts, teasing the nipples with a light touch over her tight shirt and scanning the band in her jeans.
Kat was already more aggressive, slipping her hands under his jeans, feeling the green, mid-thigh jockeys that covered Clark's tight and muscular ass.
"I'm already wet," she sighed in his ear. "You won't have to kiss me much longer. I want to see it. I want your cock in my mouth."
Kat's right hand was rubbing Clark's throbbing cock, over his tight jeans. She had already freed the bottom of his turtleneck from his pants. She ran her hands underneath the shirt, feeling his nearly-chiseled chest and she could even tell his heart was pounding a bit faster than it should. His torso was warm to the touch, as if his machine was a factory that was already working towards maximum capacity.
"May I?" Kat asked, reaching for his belt buckle and dropping to her knees.
Clark knew just how much Kat loved to give head, especially from her knees as a man stood over her. Clark loved it, too, and as she freed him from the jeans and the jockeys, he wanted to come up with a way to please her just as much -- especially in this luxury box.
Clark smirked as he saw a bowl of cashews within reach. He just couldn't resist, reaching over and grabbing a handful of cashews, popping them into his mouth as he felt his erect cock slid into Kat's hot mouth. This was heaven.
If he turned to watch the game, would that be too much?
Yeah, besides, in a situation like this, men are told to "think about baseball".
No, don't think about baseball, Clark told himself. Think about this beautiful woman sucking you off in a private suite at a baseball game.
Kat kept a hand cupping his balls and she licked his hard penis, first from the bottom to the tip. Now her other hand stroked his base while she devoured the head with her tongue. She knew he loved this and wouldn't last too much longer... whether he was thinking about baseball or not.
Clark wasn't thinking about cashews anymore. With each stroke, each lick, the cum was building up deeper and deep, from his balls and already filling the base of his full-sized cock. Kat knew exactly how to make him explode and she was doing it, looking into his eyes from her knees and even humming a little bit -- to add some extra vibration, shooting the sensations all throughout his steamy body.
He wouldn't last long. Not with all of the anticipation for this moment, all of the planning, the buildup and everything else that made Kat so damn irresistible.
Kat pulled her lips off his cock and started rubbing it so fast, back and forth. "You're about ready, aren't you?" Kat asked, giggling and looking into his eyes.
"How can you tell?"
"I can feel it on my tongue, shooting up through your cock. It's about to explode, isn't it?"
Clark didn't answer, as he tried to fight the cum and at least prove that he could hold out a little longer. But he couldn't. The urge was too strong. Kat's beauty too pronounced. Her skill too effective.
"I want to taste it all," Kat demanded. "All on my tongue. All of it."
Hearing those words from a sincere and gorgeous woman did to Clark what it would do to any man at this point. Drive him wild and to the point of coming so hard.
"ARRRGH," Clark sighed as he shot a thick rope onto Kat's eager tongue. Tasting the cum, Kat covered his trickling cock with her mouth, tasting every drop and now moving a finger to touch her moist and ready clit.
Shaking the sweat of his sideburns, Clark felt the tingle turn to tickling as Kat's tongue worked over his shrinking cock. He reached down to kiss Kat on the lips, always a fetish of his, to kiss a woman who had just put in the effort to give him a blow job to remember.
"Now it's your turn, my love," Clark said. He pointed to the row of seats. "Go over there and lean over onto the chairs."
Kat smirked at him and followed his suggestion. She pulled her jeans down, revealing a black and orange thong (Giants colors, she said) and even pulling those down. Kat placed her two hands on the stadium-style seats, overlooking the field. Top of the third. Still no score.
Now Clark had dropped to his knees, setting up behind the Kat, who was dripping wet from her pussy and her ass. He slid in an index finger into her pussy, exploring her walls and he could already tell she was ready for the middle finger to join.
Kat moaned as he guided the fingers on his right hand inside and out, also rubbing her clit with his right thumb. As an extra level of attention, Clark guided his tongue to lick the back wall of her pussy, sliding his tongue up to the sensitive skin of her asshole.
She wasn't going to waste any more time trying to get to her moment of sweet release, either. After all, Kat was in heaven. She loved watching baseball, loved watching the Giants and also loved having an attentive man stick fingers inside of her wet pussy while giving her a world-class rimjob. What's not to love.
Clark knew he was having a delightful effect on Kat, who was now slapping the plastic chairs with her hands as her body shook with passion. It wouldn't be much longer for her, either. At least Kat had lasted longer than he did.
He was now up to three fingers, moving in and out...and in a clockwise motion...inside of her, while still working the clit with a thumb. Now Clark was still licking her asshole but also with a pinky finger teasing her anus and sliding in, just a little bit, to tap into the delicate nerves there as well.
With her breathing picking up even more, Kat's pussy walls pulled his three fingers tight. Clark knew she loved fisting but they didn't have the time and patience here to explore this all the way. They'd have to make do with this.
The buildup deep within her was now ready for release. Kat held onto the plastic stadium chairs like a novice water skier trying to just hang on for dear life. She held her breath for the final journey to Orgasmoville, a delightful place where only tingles are felt and sorrow has no place.
"OOOOHHHH," Kat moaned as her pussy wouldn't let Clark's fingers go. He, slowly, slid them out...moving his tongue down to lick her wet pussy, not letting a single drop leave his mouth...
Clark heard what he thought was the locked door twist.
"Oh shit, we gotta get dressed," he whispered.
******
To be continued...
Click here to read Part 2 of America's Favorite Pastime.
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