Random Thoughts on a Sunday Afternoon

It's Sunday afternoon and I have the house all to myself.  Don't ask how it happened, just accept that it is a miracle that is unlikely to be repeated soon. I decided to post because I have a bunch of thoughts running through my brain that need a place to get out. So here I am, taking advantage of the opportunity to write without having to look over my shoulder.

• If you haven't noticed, we have 5 new blogs on the blog roll on the right sidebar! Thank you to those who recommended them.  I'm familiar with all but one of them, and that one comes with great recommendations.  Please visit the blogs you see on the roll. I know you'll like them. If you have any others to recommend, just let me know in the comments or by sending me an email.  I love to share with my fellow prowlers.


• I'm thinking of starting a Q&A feature.  People email in questions and I post the questions and answers.  What to you think?  I already do half of it.  People email me questions and I answer them, but I often think it would be good to share some of those questions and answers with everyone, as long as the person asking the question doesn't mind. They are questions about affairs and marriage and prowling. Right up our alley.  Let me know your thoughts.


• I was hoping to have some playtime, but it didn't work out.  That always puts me in a bit of a funky mood. It's the connection with another human being I crave.  Things with Hubby are a bit distant these days, and when Hubby is distant and lover is busy I can start to feel a bit down and cranky. It's not rational, of course. It just is.


• When I feel a little down, I'll sometimes search Google for sex news because it's hard to read sex news without laughing. Today, though, I came across an article with this headline - Ohio Man Admits to Having Sex with 100 Dead Women. Ewwww!  Apparently, this guy was a morgue attendant and he really did  fuck dead people while he was on the night shift. This made me wonder...Can you be a victim of rape if you're dead? In his deposition he admitted to attacking the women when he was drinking or using drugs.  Is it an attack if the person is dead? Don't get me wrong, it's bad and it's sick and it's not a good thing, but is it rape? I don't know.  I'm not so sure. Of course, families will sue now, and I'm sure they'll collect some damages, but I have no idea how those would be calculated. I also found it interesting how the article made it sound worse that he had sex with a pregnant woman who had been recently murdered. Is sex with a (formerly) pregnant dead woman worse that sex with a non-pregnant dead woman?  Is sex with a murder victim worse that sex with a woman who died from natural causes? And exactly how weird is it that I have written over 10 lines about this?

Have a great week, Prowlers! :-)

Kat's Random Thoughts on a Sunday Afternoon

I'm sorry that I have been so quiet over the past week, Prowlers. I have been on a deadline for work and, because my husband and children like to eat, I was forced to give that my attention. But it doesn't mean I have forgotten you. Au contraire, my friends! You're always on my mind.

....and here's what's on my mind this afternoon.....

Several of you have written asking if there's anything new to report about Young One. Nope. No news.  No more contact. Isn't that just the way the young ones are?  That's ok. I've got my Sweetie.  I'm good.

Speaking of good, the season premier of Mad Men is on tonight. Geez, how long has it been since the last season? A year? 18 months? Like every other woman in the country between puberty and menopause, I have a crush on Don Draper. I would love to have my chance to do the mattress mambo with him. Yes, of course I know he's a fictional character, but that doesn't change anything.

Speaking of fiction (I'm doing my best to make the segues smooth.  How am I doin'?), The Hunger Games movie is finally out. I loved the books, and I can't wait to see the movie.  I talked with Daunt about going and we thought we'd try to rustle up Cara and Beth and have a PWK night at the movies. Cara says, "Maybe next week."  Next week??? What about me says "delayed gratification?"  Nothing. Is it not obvious that I'm a Carpe Diem kind of gal?

Speaking of seizing the day, after Hubby discovered last week that he could wake me up with a little anal poking without me going through the roof (read Old Dog. New Trick.), he has become an anal addict.This morning, I was awakened  at 5:00 a.m. to that painful little surprise. Let me be clear.  I didn't mind the anal sex. I didn't even mind being awakened by a hard cock being forced into my ass (although that will bring you from full asleep to wide awake faster than anything else I know). What I did mind was that it happened at 5:00 a.m.. On a Sunday morning! That's just wrong.

I'll be back posting again this week, Prowlers. Thanks for your patience!

Random Thoughts on a Sunday Afternoon

It seems like I get lots of random thoughts on Sunday afternoons. Lucky for you (or unlucky maybe), I have no problem sharing them.

• I was struck yesterday by Luna Moon's post The Clash. She referenced the cheater's big dilemma - stay and cheat? Or leave? I know it's a dilemma that many folks struggle with. And it reminded me of some comments I made recently on the Married Man Sex Life blog. It's not a dilemma for me.  I've known since I married my husband that I would never leave him. I've learned through folks who have responded to my comments on that blog and from some of the trolls here that many folks just don't understand that having sex with someone else does not mean you don't love and care about your spouse. Some people just can't see beyond their own reality.
• Speaking of trolls, I really wish they would engage in conversation rather than just sniping and leaving sarcastic comments. They should know that we welcome the debate, but they seem to just want to judge rather than discuss anything.  That's really too bad.
• I got a phone call this morning (actually 10 phone calls) from a 25 year old young man who wouldn't identify himself.  He said he likes fucking older married women, and lots of other things that I won't share here.  He wouldn't say how he got my number or how he knows me. When I wasn't receptive to his offer, he kept calling, and calling, and calling.  At Daunt's suggestion, I forwarded my phone to the local police department for a little while. After I stopped the forwarding, the calls didn't start up again. I hope he got the message that I am not afraid to involve the police. I suppose that's a message I want to share with all my readers, too. Be nice. Most of you are wonderful.  For the very few who are not, just be nice. Okay?
• The Nicolas Cage skit on Saturday Night Live last night was hilarious! I guess SNL may be getting good again.  That would be nice.
• I just realized that I remember season 1 of SNL. Now I feel old.
• Knitting a blanket just takes too long. It will be summer time before I finish the project I'm working on at the pace I'm going.
• OMG.  I remember season 1 of SNL  and I'm knitting a blanket. {sigh} Now I feel really old. 
• There's a new blog I'm really enjoying - Marriage in the Bedroom I'll be writing a whole post to tell you why, but if you want a preview, head over there now.  As of today, the most recent post is Brain and Cock are Not Connected, Brain and Pussy Are. The author (Ponyboy) has some great insight.  Add it to your follow list.
• I just watched a commercial about a devise that you wear around your midsection.  I guess t send electric impulses to your abs and is supposed to give you a six pack without having to do any crunches. Wow! Who are the people who buy that sort of crap...uh...stuff?
• I miss JJ.  That's more of a constant thought than a random one, but I'm sharing it anyway.

Time Travel...and Other Random Thoughts

So, here's what happened..... I posted on Saturday (scheduled it for Sunday), and then I put my head down and started to work.  The next thing I know I'm getting emails from friends asking if I'm alright and where I've been.  I look up and.....OMG!....it's Wednesday night!  What the heck happened?  That's when I figured it out.  My office must be a time machine or some funky time travel portal.  Yeah, that's it.

Seriously, though, I hate it when work pulls me in like this. I don't get any sex with JJ.  I don't get to post naughty thoughts here or comment on the naughty thoughts of my buddy bloggers.  I don't even have time to annoy Dauntless!  Yup, that's when you know it's serious.

If you know anything about me, you're thinking, "But Kat, do you really expect us to believe that you were able to focus for days without any interrupting random thoughts?  What about your ADD?"  Good point. When my brain can't think about sex, it's prone to erupt with a million distracting random thoughts.  Here are a few that have plagued me over the last few days while I have been trying to work:

• Do I really have to shave my legs and underarms if I'm not going to see JJ?  Can't I just use that time to sleep instead?
• Why is there a fork under my desk and how long has it been there?
• I wonder if Dauntless would notice if I took the new toy he's going to review out of its protective wrapper and played with it a bit?
• I hate lima beans.
• Why does my pussy still get soaking wet if I haven't thought about sex all day?  Wait, is that the good kind of wet...or...? When was the last time I got up to go to the bathroom?
• It f-ing sucks that I'm too busy to even listen to the Giants game on the radio.
• Business has been pretty bad lately even though I'm busy...hmmm...what's wrong with that picture?
• Business has been so bad that I'm thinking of trying to pay my accountant with sex instead of cash. Heck, he knows I don't have any money.  I'll let you know how that goes.
• Is it illegal to trade sex for accounting services? I've traded sex with my husband to get the lawn mowed for years.
• What day is it?
• If I spend more time in this chair, my ass is going to be the size of Ohio.
• Oh geez!  Do I have an HNT picture to post tomorrow? (Don't worry, I do.)
• I miss JJ and Daunt.  When do I get to see them again?
• Mmmmm....the thought of JJ and Daunt with me at the same time.  Yowza!

I could go on (and on...and on...), but we're getting into dangerous territory now, so I'll stop.

I'll have another naughty post for you soon. I might be seeing my accountant this week. ;-)