You've been so patient with me, Prowlers, that I decided I should get you a gift of some kind. The best gifts are those through which you give a part of yourself. Everyone knows that.
Online coupons are all the rage these days, so I thought I would give you a coupon that you can redeem for your gift.
Just clip the coupon and give it to me the next time you see me.
How's that?
6 comments:
Welcome back, Kat!
As to the back massage... who's rubbin' who?
Okay, I've got that tucked away in my wallet. ;-)
Nice to see you posting again!
Tom - Thanks! Who's rubbin' who? Hmmm. That's a question worth exploring, isn't it? ;-)
Max - Oh good. Now we just have to run into each other.
Don't tease me. Meeting you is perhaps my ultimate fantasy. Having sex with you? Can't even comprehend it.
i used to give coupons like that to my wife but she'd just roll her eyes and ask if this was really just a coupon asking for sex. Oh well, at least i tried, right?
Hilarious. And you know we're all praying for a chance to redeem that coupon. I mean, I'd hate to let it go to waste!!
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