Friday, August 9, 2013

Free Gift

You've been so patient with me, Prowlers, that I decided I should get you a gift of some kind. The best gifts are those through which you give a part of yourself. Everyone knows that.

Online coupons are all the rage these days, so I thought I would give you a coupon that you can redeem for your gift.



Just clip the coupon and give it to me the next time you see me.

How's that?


6 comments:

Tom said...

Welcome back, Kat!

As to the back massage... who's rubbin' who?

Max said...

Okay, I've got that tucked away in my wallet. ;-)

Nice to see you posting again!

Kat said...

Tom - Thanks! Who's rubbin' who? Hmmm. That's a question worth exploring, isn't it? ;-)

Max - Oh good. Now we just have to run into each other.

Anonymous said...

Don't tease me. Meeting you is perhaps my ultimate fantasy. Having sex with you? Can't even comprehend it.

Advizor54 said...

i used to give coupons like that to my wife but she'd just roll her eyes and ask if this was really just a coupon asking for sex. Oh well, at least i tried, right?

GoodWill said...

Hilarious. And you know we're all praying for a chance to redeem that coupon. I mean, I'd hate to let it go to waste!!