Friday, June 20, 2014


I woke up to stolen anal sex this morning. Hubby cuddled up behind me while I was sleeping on my side. I was fast asleep and didn't even notice he was there until he was pressing his hard cock into my ass.  Ouch!

Now, he knows I don't mind anal and I'm glad to oblige when he wants that, but doing it without any lube, even my own pussy juices, is not my favorite.  And waking up to it in the morning without any lube is just, well, let's just say it's not my favorite way to wake up.

But, being the good wifey that I am, I took some deep breaths and then started moving with him so he could have a nice experience.

When he was done, he tucked a hand towel between my cheeks and said, "Mornin', Kat" with a triumphant laugh, as if he'd scaled Mount Everest or accomplished the world's hardest task. What made me laugh at that was that fucking Kat in the ass is no great accomplishment. Lots of men have done it. ;-)

I got up, showered, got dressed, and started my day. He did the same and headed out to a doctor appointment.  I ran into him a little later in the morning and I learned that it was one of THOSE doctor appointments, the kind where the doctor slides his gloved, lubricated finger into a man's anus.

Kat:  How'd you like that ?

Hubby:  Geez, how could anyone like that?! He didn't give me warning so I wasn't expecting it and then I'm sure he went in further and took longer than was necessary. Glad that's over for a long time.

Kat:  And just imagine....his finger is much thinner and shorter than your hard cock, and he used lube, too.

Hubby looked confused.  I think he even cocked his head a little bit trying to figure it out. Then his eyes lit up with recognition.

Kat:  Payback can be a bitch, can't it? And I didn't even have to plan that.

Hubby:  Yeah, but what we did was completely different........

I didn't stick around to hear the rest.  I just gave him a kiss and said I'd see him at home later.

Over my shoulder, I shouted, "Now you owe me....."

My version of payback will be much more fun.


Sillyone said...

Oh my goodness, I so need to book an appointment for my husband the next time he asks for anal.

lifeofatongue said...

I see a strap on in his future. Cant wait to hear how he enjoys the return favor.

Advizor54 said...

If my doctor were any cute I wouldn't mind so much. :-)

I'm glad he got a taste of his own medicine, and you can show him how, if it's done right, it's much better than going with the doctor's method.

~McKPR said...

Ouch indeed ;)