Thursday, November 21, 2013

Warning Label

I should come with a warning label. No, several warning labels.


WARNING: Slippery when wet (of course!)

WARNING: Hungry pussy

WARNING: Preys on unsuspecting men

WARNING: Smarter than she looks

WARNING: Steals hearts

WARNING: Bores easily

WARNING:  Cougar hunting grounds

WARNING: Not suitable for men with heart conditions

WARNING: Prefers sex over sleep

WARNING: Dangerous curves

WARNING: Orally fixated

WARNING: Always wants more

WARNING: Will do anything for love


11 comments:

JackBader said...

You forgot one...

Contents are extremely hot.

Max said...

Of course all those warnings are actually enticements for some.... :-)

luvinfunnc said...
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Kat said...

Jack - Very, very good! :-)

Max - That's the point, right?

luvinfuncc -Exactly. I always have more fun when it's dangerous. LOL

Advizor54 said...

You forgot my favorite sign, "YIELD" !!!

Kat said...

Advizor - But I don't want to yield. I hate yield. I much prefer GO! DRIVE! CONQUER! Not as warnings, of course, but as commands.

Anonymous said...

...and don't forget...
WARNING: MULTIPLE ORGASMS AHEAD

(Jack in SD)

Kat said...

Jack in SD- Very nice...and so true. ;-)

Shoot me an email - is that SD San Diego or SD South Dakota?

GoodWill said...

I'd add

Extremely insightful.
Will Not Hold Back
Dangerously addictive

And

Kat May Bite (if you're lucky)

Unknown said...

I'd add: Do not operate heavy machinery. May cause sever horniness and increased sex drive

I stumbled across your blog several weeks ago, and thought that you were done with it. So Imagine my surprise and pleasure to know you're still going strong :)

JD in Chicago

Lust for Love said...

No need to be worried about those warnings! Just do it!