WARNING: Slippery when wet (of course!)
WARNING: Hungry pussy
WARNING: Preys on unsuspecting men
WARNING: Smarter than she looks
WARNING: Steals hearts
WARNING: Bores easily
WARNING: Cougar hunting grounds
WARNING: Not suitable for men with heart conditions
WARNING: Prefers sex over sleep
WARNING: Dangerous curves
WARNING: Orally fixated
WARNING: Always wants more
WARNING: Will do anything for love
11 comments:
You forgot one...
Contents are extremely hot.
Of course all those warnings are actually enticements for some.... :-)
Jack - Very, very good! :-)
Max - That's the point, right?
luvinfuncc -Exactly. I always have more fun when it's dangerous. LOL
You forgot my favorite sign, "YIELD" !!!
Advizor - But I don't want to yield. I hate yield. I much prefer GO! DRIVE! CONQUER! Not as warnings, of course, but as commands.
...and don't forget...
WARNING: MULTIPLE ORGASMS AHEAD
(Jack in SD)
Jack in SD- Very nice...and so true. ;-)
Shoot me an email - is that SD San Diego or SD South Dakota?
I'd add
Extremely insightful.
Will Not Hold Back
Dangerously addictive
And
Kat May Bite (if you're lucky)
I'd add: Do not operate heavy machinery. May cause sever horniness and increased sex drive
I stumbled across your blog several weeks ago, and thought that you were done with it. So Imagine my surprise and pleasure to know you're still going strong :)
JD in Chicago
No need to be worried about those warnings! Just do it!
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