As you might expect, the Prowling with Kat (PWK) team is a highly organized group of very professional individuals (cough cough). To demonstrate that, we decided that we'd post the log of the 3 way chat we held this afternoon to finish planning some of the details of our 200th post for tomorrow. Yes, that's right. We have reached another benchmark - 200 posts!
The plan was that we would each write 5 thoughtful and, hopefully, amusing things we have learned while doing the blog, and that the post would include a lovely photo of our sweet Cara. You know, the naughty kind of photo that we have come to love.
So, when you read about "4 or 5," we're talking about the lessons learned, and the references to the picture are all about a naughty shot of Cara with the Words "PWK 200th Post!" written in lipstick on her gorgeous body.
One more thing, as you read, remember that this is a chat transcript. If you're not familiar with chat, it might seem a little confusing and disjointed to you, but hang with it. Also, none of us obey the conventions of writing in chat, so you'll notice an absence of capital letters, etc. Get over it.
Enjoy your little peek behind the PWK curtain......
Kat: woohoo! Threesome
DauntlessD: somehow it's just not the same
Cara: I wanna know the status of the picture and i asked Kat if i should just ask you
what's the story?
It's not the same? i wouldn't know...
so, do i need to re-take the picture, or can you photo shop it better?
DauntlessD: I'm going to try and make the "Post" word just a bit bigger....turning it black and white and leaving the text color made it look pretty cool
I'm going to try again in just a minute right after I write number 5
Cara: can i see it?
i thought we only had to write 4 things we had learned.
DauntlessD: oh...so Kat changed the rules on me? haha
Kat: you only wrote 4
no no no
DauntlessD: I only wrote 4 because I got stuck
Kat: Cara needs a 5th
Cara: i thought we were only supposed to write 4
Kat: no no no
Cara: i didn't know.
okay, i saw the picture. it looks like someone wrote with a magic marker on the picture
Cara: did you see it?
Kat: all in color it looks like lipstick
Kat: that's what it looks like
Kat: I agree, Daunt, now that she mentions it
Cara: it should. as it is now, it looks like someone wrote on it
DauntlessD: haha...well Cara offered to re-take I think
I thought it was kinda nifty... but maybe I was distracted hehe
Cara: I will, but next time, I want better instructions the FIRST time so I don't have to keep retaking it. So... anything else you'd like me to change, or just make the words more bold?
Daunt, did you see the first one i sent her?
Kat: yeah...drop your hands and give us a full nude, since you asked
DauntlessD: Probably the brightest-reddest lipstick you could find and make the text bigger than you think it needs to be
Cara: maybe YOU should take the pic
Kat: I loved the first pic.....but want the writing on your belly
Cara: but yes, I will make it bigger and bolder
DauntlessD: I didn't see the first pic
Cara: i thought the writing on the tummy was too obvious. that's why i had it on my arms
Kat: Cara, we want people to stick around for the 300th post, silly
Cara: can you two help me think of what i've learned?
DauntlessD: eek... lovely photo!
Cara: besides that kat's a dirty whore?
i have no waist
i don't like that photo at all
here's what i've learned. i look better with clothes on
DauntlessD: yeah...but you women...you only see your own flaws....I ain't seeing what you see....I only see purdy
Cara: i guess
Kat: me, too!
DauntlessD: I've told Kat I love the tease shots....like your school-teacher one
me: How about.."I've learned that I'm totally full of shit when I think that my body is not smokin' hot!"
DauntlessD: oh yeah...feeling like your seeing something your not supposed to is a huge turn on
try again, Kat, i'm not *sure about about that one...
Kat: In the first one yesterday, I LOVE that your hand is covering your woohoo, but you can see just a little hint of the fold between your leg and belly....mmmmmm
Cara: it's too bad lipstick is not the easiest thing to put on and take off from one's body, because i could do a bunch and you could pick from them
DauntlessD: right...that's the vibe...where you can almost see something but not quite
A sign or white board could work...
Cara: oooOOOOOo, I like that!
i should have brought a white board home from work with me!
Kat: No no no......
Cara: maybe I can improvise!
i like that idea!
Cara: she LOVES the idea!
Kat: (pouting) ok, whatever
DauntlessD: I'd could still barely cover the naughty bits
Cara: i can stratigically place it
yes, D, you're right!
Kat: How about you do a full nude...and daunt pixelates out the naughty parts?
DauntlessD: haha...sorry I was just brain storming
I think I better just sit silently and pray
Cara: pray for ?
DauntlessD: the answer that Kat wants
Kat: (mimicking Cara with exaggeration) Yes, Daunt...you're soooooo right...wiggle wiggle
Cara: i was thinking i could have the thing written on my arse
Kat: me, too.. Isn't Beth coming over? Can't she help with the picture?
Cara: Not until later.
DauntlessD: it'll have to be close though to get the text big enough
DauntlessD: it couldn't be a full body shot
Kat: ok...go ahead and make a sign
Cara: not a full body shot?
Kat: a teeny tiny sign...heheheh
Oh...I want a full body shot
but I thought I was outvoted
DauntlessD: you're butt isn't big enough to get the text big enough for a full body shot
Cara: maybe Kat should take the damn picture
Kat: There you go, insulting the size of my butt again
Cara: oh, it is! i have a maximus gluteous
Kat: Some men happen to love a butt the size of Ohio, ok????
it turns out that the photos Kat has taken, the people LOVE!!!
Kat: no they don't
they love YOU
Cara: are you kidding?!?!?!?
they LOVE your photos!
Kat: Daunt, talk some sense into her please
Cara: remember the one guy who like enlarged it so he (or maybe she?) could see you in the mirror?
the people LOVE their Kat
DauntlessD: haha....it's the same for both of you....you look at each other and see clearly...look at yourself and weird goggles get put on
Kat: hahah....the people love READING Kat. They love SEEING you
Cara: oh whatevs
um, did you not read your comments?
Kat: take the picture!
Cara: i can't
DauntlessD: She's right though, Kat, that last photo you took was nice
Cara: pay attention and keep up. Beth's not coming over until later!
DauntlessD: well...the last one you posted
Kat: ok...uuggghhh.. You know, the log of this chat would make a great post
maybe so, you should edit it and post it
that would be great
Kat: I think I will! hehehe
DauntlessD: hehe....some folks would love it....how organized we are
you'll have to filter for real names etc
Cara: i love the idea
Kat: of course....
Cara: of course!!
Kat: gonna work on it now. Cara, go finish writing your fifth lesson!
Tomorrow......PWK's 200th Post!!!