I'm alone in a hotel room. Bored. Oh, I have plenty of work to do, but I don't want to do any of it.
I snapped a naughty photo with my cell phone and sent it to my sweetie. That was fun, but what next?
I decided to see if I could engage my hubby in a little sexting. I knew this would be a challenge because he's an old dog and teaching him new tricks is not easy. Heck, I just got him to start texting within the last year, and he still doesn't feel comfortable with email. Anyway, here is how it went....
Kat: (via text) Hi, Honey.
Kat: Wanna try some sexting?
(I never said his texting skills were advanced, did I?)
Then I texted him this funky little photo (just like you see it here):
Hubby: Very nice
Kat: So where's mine?
While I waited for a return text, the phone rang. It was hubby.
Hubby: I thought sexting was all about words, not pictures.
Kat: You didn't like the picture?
Hubby: Yeah, I liked it. Can you send another?
Kat: After you send me one.
Hubby: (after a long pause) Isn't that illegal?
Kat: What???? No, it's not illegal.
Hubby: I've heard that it is illegal to share dirty pictures over the internet.
Kat: First of all, this is text, not the internet, but even if it were, there is nothing illegal about a husband and wife sharing naughty pictures with each other. It's only illegal if one of the parties is under age.
Hubby: Well, I don't want any of my naked pictures out there on the internet.
Kat: This isn't the internet! It's a text! And you don't want your picture out there, but you're ok with mine being out there?
Hubby: Yeah. Can you send another?
Kat: (sigh) Let's forget about the pictures. You said you thought sexting was about words, so ok. Let's text some naughty words to each other tonight.
Hubby: Ok. (long pause) What should I write?
Kat: You have to decide that. If I tell you what to write, it's not as sexy. I might as well just write to myself...and that would be like text masturbation, not sexting.
Hubby: Are you going to be masturbating when you read my naughty words?
Kat: I don't know! At this pace, it will be tomorrow before we start and then I'll be home.
Hubby: Good. I'd rather have sex than text nasty words.
Kat: Me, too, dear, but I'm alone in a hotel room so that's not an option right now.
Hubby: How do I know you're really alone?
Kat: Do you really think I'd be having this conversation with you if I had some hot guy here? Seriously???
Hubby: Ok, ok.....Let's get back to the sexting stuff. (pause) What should I write?
Kat: (sigh) Nevermind. The mood has passed.
Hubby: Oh. Will you text me another dirty picture?