I was chatting online with a friend this morning who moved the conversation to oral sex. You know how that is, right? You're chatting about baseball and work and the guy says out of the blue, "Wanna suck my cock? Will you swallow?" I hate it when that happens.
Anyway, when he mentioned sucking cock and swallowing, it made me think about Monica Lewisnki and Bill Clinton. At the time it was going on, I knew something just sounded wrong about the whole thing, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Sure, it was wrong that she only gave him head and he never fucked her, but that was obvious. Something else just didn't sound right.
Today it hit me. Monica gave Bill head and ended up with his semen on her now-famous blue dress (which was very ugly, by the way...you'd think the President's slut would pick something a little more stylish, but whatever...). The semen on the blue dress was kind of the "smoking gun" that took the whole issue out of the realm of "he said - she said" and placed it where it belonged. He came, she spit.
That's what was wrong.
You'd think the President of the United States would be able to find a slut who would swallow. Don't ya think?