My pal Ryan Beaumont sent me this picture, knowing that I would appreciate it, and I do! I have several thoughts about this photo:
- I had no idea that McDonald's sold or gave away boy toys. Who knew?
- I have been to McDonald's more than a few times because I have kids (BTW, thanks, Mickey D, for the healthy food options for little people), and I have never seen any boy toys there. In the mornings, I have seen a lot of old men meeting for cheap coffee. In the afternoons, I have seen women there with kids. In the evenings, I have seen teenagers, but I have never seen an acceptable boy toy.
- Sorry for the inconvenience? That's it? Can't I get a rain check or coupon and come back when the boy toys are back in stock? And let's be clear, being without a boy toy is much more than a mere inconvenience. It's somewhere between an emergency and a tragedy, depending on a woman's....uh.... need.
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