My pal Ryan Beaumont sent me this picture, knowing that I would appreciate it, and I do! I have several thoughts about this photo:
- I had no idea that McDonald's sold or gave away boy toys. Who knew?
- I have been to McDonald's more than a few times because I have kids (BTW, thanks, Mickey D, for the healthy food options for little people), and I have never seen any boy toys there. In the mornings, I have seen a lot of old men meeting for cheap coffee. In the afternoons, I have seen women there with kids. In the evenings, I have seen teenagers, but I have never seen an acceptable boy toy.
- Sorry for the inconvenience? That's it? Can't I get a rain check or coupon and come back when the boy toys are back in stock? And let's be clear, being without a boy toy is much more than a mere inconvenience. It's somewhere between an emergency and a tragedy, depending on a woman's....uh.... need.
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6 comments:
I saw this on Facebook. Funny for those of us who are into boy toys ;)
By the way Kat. You were right about me fucking my boss. Not a good idea.
FUCK! I'm an idiot! Thanks for the smile with this though.
Ohhh... now you have me thinking about my favorite QSR place Chick-fil-A (I'm absolutely addicted to their Sweet Tea)! If you know CFA you know whatever you ask for they always say "with pleasure!" So now I'm thinking about asking for a girl toy to see if I'll get a "with pleasure" response!
Had I seen this sign, I would have stood beside it with a sign of my own, stating "independent boy toy avialable inquire above"
Naughty Kitty - Yup. Fucking the boss is BAD idea. I'm sorry you have had to learn that the hard way.
Ryan - We don't have CFA out this way so I have never tried their Sweet Tea, but I believe you. If you do go ask for a girl toy, let meknow how it goes. ;-)
H - Hahahah. I love your entrepreneurial spirit! You're right - any boy toy would have been in great demand.
You're right. You should never run out of boy toys! lol. This post made me laugh. Thank you for that!
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