I was looking for a particular joke about marriage that I read recently that applied to what I wanted to write about today. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find it, but while I was searching I found this Marriage Jokes site.
There I was, innocently perusing and enjoying the jokes as I looked for the one I remembered. Then one hit me light a lightning bolt and I burst into laughter - out loud (which is a bit odd in an office of writers where the only typical sounds are tapping keyboards and soft background Pandora music).
Here it is:
Two married men, Bill and Paul, were having a drink after work.
Bill says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"
"How do you mean?" said Paul.
"Well, see the other day when buying airline tickets, instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"
"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Paul. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Please pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "Shut up you witch, you've ruined my life!"
I'm not sure why I found this so funny. It must be my goofy mood today.
And I really need to laugh. If you've got a funny marriage joke, please share it! And yes, it's okay to copy and paste from the Marriage Jokes site if you must, just remember to give credit to the source.
Maybe I'll offer a prize of some sort to whoever comes up with the funniest joke........