As you know, fellow Prowlers, I have my own set of rules for my extramarital activities. Basically, I like a semblance of order in my life, and these rules help me maintain some control in an area of my life that can quickly and easily fly out of control.
I got a DM on Twitter yesterday, followed by some email and a couple of photos, from a rather intriguing man. He said a couple of things that instantly grabbed my attention and separated him from the hundreds of other random DMs and emails I get, most of which use the worst pickup lines imaginable. No, I'm not going to tell you what he said that got me wet...uh...I mean...got my attention. You'll have to expend a little of your own creative effort.
Anyway, his DMs made me smile. I replied. His response made me chuckle. Back and forth it went briefly a few times. Good clean fun. Well, maybe not squeaky clean, but clean enough. Then the photos came. Nice, very nice.
Then it materialized. One word. One simple word that made me start to wonder if I would ever get to run my hands along those strong broad shoulders and feel those lips sucking on my clit until I screamed. One word that smacked me back into reality.
What single word is powerful enough to do that, you ask?
Rule number 1: Married men only. Non-negotiable. Too much can go wrong with single men. Non-negotiable. They don't have as much to lose in the relationship. Non-negotiable. It throws off the whole power balance. Non-negotiable.
But this one is so cute. Maybe? And smart and creative. Maybe. And I already want to straddle him and ride him hard even though I just barely learned about his existence. How often does that happen? Maybe.
No. If I break the rules for this one, the flood gates will open and I'll end up making a mistake and getting caught, and then I lose my family. No way. Non-negotiable.
I'm sure he's reading this right now, and he's thinking I'm a crazy woman for vacillating so much on this issue. I'm sure he understands how critical it is. He was married once, right? Sure he understands, but he's going to want a definitive answer from me so he doesn't waste his time.
So here it is....
They're my rules. I can break them if I want. ;-)