Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Not Raunchy Enough?

I was chatting with a friend this afternoon and, after explaining why the blog has been quiet for a few days (family holiday trip), he said something that kind of blew my hair back a bit. He said that the blog hasn't been as interesting lately because it's not as raunchy as it used to be. Apparently, it is his belief that I have fallen in love and the sex isn't as hot.  Therefore, the blog isn't as raunchy.

His solution? Kat should go find some anonymous and random sex in a bar or somewhere so the blog can get back to being a chronicle of hot, dirty, raunchy, nasty sex.

Hmmm.....

While the idea of anonymous and random sex is a bit alluring, I still didn't believe that limiting my prowling was affecting the quality of my posts, so I asked Cara, hoping to feel some support. Here's how it went:

Cara: I agree with him and you've been slacking on the stories lately.

Kat: What about the three posts about my 24 hour date with JJ?  Wasn't that hot? Wasn't it raunchy enough?


Cara: It was decidedly less raunchy, but still good.

The wind just blew right out of my sails.

Am I really losing my touch? Is being in love making me soft? Is Prowling with Kat destined to become a romance blog now?

God forbid!

So, fellow Prowlers, here's my pledge to you:

I will do everything in my power to have the nastiest, dirtiest, raunchiest sex sometime within the next 24 hours so a) I can prove to myself that I still can (I'm not too worried about that), and b) y'all can enjoy a filthy, raunchy post in the near future.

Oh, the things I do for my art.....

By the way, for those of you waiting for the next chapter in my conversation with my husband, stay tuned.  It's coming. The last several days have, indeed, been a wild ride.

10 comments:

Cara Janes said...

This is the Kat we know and love! Can't wait!

SomewhereMan said...

You can always visit my state... :) within the next 24 hours? I'm home alone all weekend!

Asian Girl said...

You are so awesome, Kat! I really admire you and your blog. I've only been at this for 2 months and I wonder sometimes if my blog was better before. But I feel like yours is consistently hot and sexy! Can't wait to hear about the rest of your conversation with your husband!

Ryan Beaumont said...

I always like your advice columns. Your like the mother hen of the infidelity world!

Not sure if that sounded like a compliment because it was. Maybe I should say you're the Master of the Kwan!

Nicholas said...

Well, I just found your blog, and have found it thouroghly umm....uplifting. I can't say whether it has changed over time, but I can say that my fantasies involve a sexy woman on the prowl such as yourself.

Kat said...

Cara- You know I love you, pretty girl! You are so sweet. Don't worry, I plan on delivering some serious raunchiness. ;-)

SomewhereMan - If only you were closer.....

Asian Girl - You're a doll! Thank you! I hope to post the rest of the conversation with hubby either this afternoon or tomorrow. Stay tuned!

Ryan - Mother Hen of the Infidelity World...I *love* it! I wonder if I should add that title to my profile....or maybe I should make up some business cards? Hehe.

Hi Nicholas - Welcome! I'm glad the blog is...uh..inspiring some satisfaction for you. That's the point, after all. Keep coming back!

Ryan Beaumont said...

Hey Kat, I'll be taking a commission on that if your using it for commercial purposes :)

Kat said...

Ryan, sure. No problem. But you'll have to come and collect your commission in person....

;-)

EllaGirl said...

Personally, I prefer blogs that are an extension of the writer's real life whether it be raunchy or romantic - and is it not our "truths" which set us apart from the schooled and studied erotica set? We actually live(d) it .... xo - E.

Kat said...

EllaGirl - You make an excellent point. You are right. That *is* exactly what makes our writing more authentic than others. Thank you for the reminder. :-)