Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Things Men Don't Want Women to Say in Bed

 DauntlessD and I had a great time coming up with things we have heard that impolite (or inconsiderate...or stupid) women have said when in bed with men.  Of course, DauntlessD has never heard any of these things personally because he's such a stud, but we've heard stories.  I also threw the question out on twitter last night and got some pretty interesting responses. I'm still laughing at some of them.  Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments.

So, Ladies, don't say these things!
  • Is it in yet?
  • I have some Viagra in my purse if that would help.
  • Does it get any bigger?
  • Ya know, in some states we'd be married now.
  • Does your wife do it like this?
  • Are you done yet?
  • (Big sigh.... looking at watch)
  • We need to wrap this up. My husband will be knocking on the door to pick me up soon.
  • You look just like your dad naked.
  • Now don't worry if you get some sores... That's not herpes, just genital warts.
  • Oh, how cute! 
  • I can't wait to meet your mom
  • OMG! You remind me so much of my husband. He can't hold out very long either.
  • Let's just cuddle, ok?
  • Don't worry that I didn't cum, honey. It really takes a great lover to make me cum anyway.
  • I usually don't waste my time if the shrubbery is taller than the tree. 
  • Um, does it always look like that? 
  • Is that it?


Anonymous said...

Can we move a bit to the hubby is in the closet videotaping and he needs a better view.

Kat said...

Anon-- Agreed, THAT would be a terrible thing to hear. I hope *you* didn't hear that in bed? ;-)

Naughty Kitty said...

Thanks! This made me smile.In one of your blogs I read that you are not supposed to ask the men what they are thinking. I have the opposite problem. They always ask me. WTF do they THINK I am thinking?!?!?

Anonymous said...

I'm a little late, agree with the list from a man's perspective. I would add saying "I'm pregnant" when your not to the list.